viernes, 28 de octubre de 2011

The Boxer Rebellion



It's been awhile since I posted a blog for the dudes, so I figured I'd tackle a subject that has been on my mind as of late. Your underwears. [Yes, I tacked an s at the tail end of underwear because although the word isn't grammatically correct, it sounds way funnier.]
Often overlooked, the upkeep of your underwears is very important. Here are a few tips to keep in mind:
1. Throw your underwears out when they have holes in them. When your boxers, briefs, or a combination thereof have holes in the crotch, it is the equivalent of our worst granny panties. Not sexy.
2. Fruit of the Loom tightie whities remind us of the underwears you were forced to wear as little boys.
3. Men's thong underwears are cool, but only if you like other dudes. Straight dudes don't care about visible panty lines.
4. We appreciate it when you wear sexy underwears, just as much as you love it when we do.
With that said, may I present jac5, the newly launched luxury men's underwear brand that delivers comfort, style, a sense of humor, and sex appeal which all work together to create the perfect package.
Inspired by his 5 fiesty Jack Russel terriers, jac5 founder Jim Christopher offers three distinct collections of underwears, guaranteed to suit the style of any feisty fella: The Loyal collection is casually cool enough for every day.Supersmart is designed for suiting up for success, and the Barking Mad collection is colorful, stylish and just a tad bit quirky. Trust me boys, if we see a hint of these jac5 underwears peeking out of the waistband of your jeans, we'll be more than impressed. You'll be an alpha dog in our eyes.
I'm a fan of boxer shorts myself, but am also doggone crazy about the basic crewneck tees and the Barry briefs that I wish came in chick sizes but without the crotch pouch. I don't need that.
It's a dog eat dog world out there, don't let bad underwears ruin it for you.


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